Reme813 – Does anyone remember the opening lyrics from Funky Moped by Jasper Carrot? or know where I can find them please

Awombleforever – Iv’e got the single,I loved it when it came out,still love it now.Trying to remember the opening lyrics Just googled it ,these are the opening lyrics,as soon as I looked remembered.

The lights were groovy colours,
The band was playin’ slow,
We danced just one dance together,
Then she said…
I’ve Gotta Go Now. I brushed away a tear drop,
And followed her outside,
Where a long haired yob on a cycle was waiting to gi’e her a ride,
I’ll never forget, that freak she went with,
Tell him he’d better leave town,
Cos as soon as me moped’s front mud guard is fixed,
Gonna find the creep and put him down.
(Down Down)
Of course the other side was the magic roundabout which when I was a teenager,was great fun,naughty too. ”