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Classic Fawlty Towers Lyrics

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December 19, 2012 at 9:38 am #483
Seventies Man	Basil Fawlty: Is there something wrong? German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war? Basil Fawlty: Me? You started it. German Guest: We did not! Basil Fawlty: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland. [Basil in hospital, having suffered a concussion, regain consciousness] Basil Fawlty: [to nurse, a little groggily] My God, you’re ugly, aren’t you? Sybil Fawlty: Basil? Sister: I’ll… I’ll get the doctor. Basil Fawlty: You need a plastic surgeon, dear, not a doctor. Basil Fawlty: Well, I’ll just get your hors d’oeuvres. Basil Fawlty: [German accent] Hors d’oeuvres… vich must be obeyed at all times vitout qvestion! Basil Fawlty: [two guests are speaking to Basil in German] Oh, German. I’m sorry, I THOUGHT there was something wrong with you.
December 19, 2012 at 9:15 pm #491
Rennie	My absolute favourite bit was him thrashing his car … Priceless
December 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm #495
Seventies Man	My fav was the Mouse head sketch
December 21, 2012 at 1:47 pm #504
john	How about the Torquay window scene..Babylon gardens and wildebeest!

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